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gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 17, 2004

24πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

by Kung-Fu jesus April 30, 2004

28πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 18, 2004

12πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-Fu jesus August 15, 2004

6πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.

Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 16, 2004

544πŸ‘ 150πŸ‘Ž


yummy

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

by Kung-Fu jesus May 9, 2004

16πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


leap year

(n.) A year where Febuary has 29 days. This is because the earth actually takes 365.24 days to orbit the sun completely. This figure is rounded to 365.25, so after four years, we have to add an extra day. However, since it is actually a little less than a whole day, every 100 years we will be a day ahead. There are 10 leap years in 100 years, and hence, we must miss one of these years. This was last done in 1900, and shall next be done in 2100, hence, it is unlikely many of us will live to see the next one, unless this definitions is still here (along with urbandictionary of course!) in many years' time.

1) Every year divisible by four is a leap year (1996,2000, 2004);

2) Unless it is also divisible by 100 (1700, 1800, 1900, 2100).


3) However, if a year is divisible by 4, 100 and 400, it is a leap year (1600, 2000, 2400)

by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004

75πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž