Americans

Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico.

Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance.

Traits and habits-

Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans.

Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item.

Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order.

Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak.

Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years.

Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic.

Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots.

All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.

Americans - LOL. He spelled favorite with a U. Everyone knows theres no U.

Brit- Actually, the entire english speaking world beside you, use it. It was an established language long before you were around.

American - You're wrong. We're right.

Australian - we use U.

Canadian - and us.

South African - yep, and us.

Kiwi - count us in.

Rest of UK - As do we

American - LOL. 85% of the english speaking world cant spell.

Canadian - actually its you....

American - Fuck you . I'm Americaaaaaaaaaaaan! Aluminum!

Australian - You do realise the metal is actually called Aluminium?

South African - Aluminium foil because its made from the metal ALUMINIUM.

Kiwi - Aluminium sheeting made from ALUMINIUM.

Canadian - check your periodic table.

American - You're wrong, and Realize has a Z not an S.

Brit - *sigh* thats YOUR spelling. The rest of us use S not Z.

American - LOL. You said ZED when its ZEE. Im Americaaaaaaaaan!

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Gank

Gank is a slang word used in Australia, New Zealand and the UK which means to steal.

Although it has been used in this way for many decades, and still is, in recent years it has also been used as an abbreviation of 'gang kill' in MMORPG's.

Gank = Steal

Ganking = Stealing

Ganked = Stole

In MMORPG's - Gang kill. To attack someone using overwhelming odds against them.

The bitch ganked my lighter.

This pokie (poker machine) keeps ganking my money.

Can i gank a couple of smokes?

IN MMORPG's - Let's be cowardly bitches and gank this guy.

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