OHCD

obsessive history checking disorder. most parents contract this illness when their child turns 11-13 years old. they feel the constant need to check their child's browsing history even if their child is completely trustworthy. this condition often deteriorates the relationship of a child and it's parent because the child feels completely distrusted and as if their privacy has been violated.

Joe: Ethan, I am gonna watch weird kinky shit on your phone.
Ethan: Joe, don't do that, you know my father has OHCD. he will find what you watched and whoop my ass.

Gpa

A useless system that teachers argue determines your intellectual capability, but in reality only demonstrates ones ability to mindlessly follow orders fiven to themselves by a teacher. It is also used as a form of social hierarchy, so that the most submissive, uncreative students will have something to use if their ego is harmed.

Kevin: maybe if you werent so full of yourself, then you might actually be able to have a romantic relationship.

Love: shut up, you dont know what you're talking about. My gpa is way higher than yours therefore, signifying my smarts

Rhinoplasty

The dumbest surgery known to mankind. There has never been a person who has gotten one, and looks hotter now. Only going to contribute to the loneliness problem in America for sure.

Bob: ughhh I can't seem to find a date anywhere!

Jerry: what about Jessica? She can't seem to find a date either...

Bob: ew no, the rhinoplasty made her look like a punkass