OHCD

obsessive history checking disorder. most parents contract this illness when their child turns 11-13 years old. they feel the constant need to check their child's browsing history even if their child is completely trustworthy. this condition often deteriorates the relationship of a child and it's parent because the child feels completely distrusted and as if their privacy has been violated.

Joe: Ethan, I am gonna watch weird kinky shit on your phone.
Ethan: Joe, don't do that, you know my father has OHCD. he will find what you watched and whoop my ass.

Gpa

A useless system that teachers argue determines your intellectual capability, but in reality only demonstrates ones ability to mindlessly follow orders fiven to themselves by a teacher. It is also used as a form of social hierarchy, so that the most submissive, uncreative students will have something to use if their ego is harmed.

Kevin: maybe if you werent so full of yourself, then you might actually be able to have a romantic relationship.

Love: shut up, you dont know what you're talking about. My gpa is way higher than yours therefore, signifying my smarts