OHCD

obsessive history checking disorder. most parents contract this illness when their child turns 11-13 years old. they feel the constant need to check their child's browsing history even if their child is completely trustworthy. this condition often deteriorates the relationship of a child and it's parent because the child feels completely distrusted and as if their privacy has been violated.

Joe: Ethan, I am gonna watch weird kinky shit on your phone.
Ethan: Joe, don't do that, you know my father has OHCD. he will find what you watched and whoop my ass.