Kuso curse

A gaming curse where it is seemingly impossible to win while playing with one specific person. No matter how good they are you still lose every time you play with them.

This curse started in Valorant when the player “Abotics” could not win a game with his friend “Kuso”

The curse would also consist of these degrading assets to your Valorant matches:

- Bad teamates
- VCT Iceland champions as the other team
- Ares spammers
- Viper, Sova, Killjoy, brimstone, etc lineups for the other team
- No healers on your team
- you not being able to hit a shot

Study shows the only way to cancel the Kuso curse is the "Egirl buff"
you CAN stack the egirl buff, BUT this does face lots of consequences like:

- Being called a simp, discord mod, lonely, fat
- Jealous girlfriend or boyfriend
- The egirls being bad

Random Player: "Guy's my teammate has the Kuso curse, are there any egirls in this lobby?"
Random Egirl: "Don't worry he's fine with me."

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Egirl buff

A Valorant trick only few know about. This trick allows you to cancel out the Kuso curse and become immortal in your iron lobbies.

You can stack the Egirl buff but with lots of consequences.

If the Egirl(s) spectate you, you will automatically be a radiante for some odd reason

"Dude Im playing so bad today mind if I bring some egirls in here"?

"Sure man! we can probably do really good with the egirl buff"

BKC

A term used to define the exact point in time where you did NOT have the Kuso curse.

Every Number is one year prior to the real number. So if you mean 2 years before you have the Kuso curse it would be 1 year BKC.

A friend: "Hey, when did you start playing Valorant?"

You: "Around 3 BKC"

Kuso

Kuso is the 1/2 creator of the "Kuso curse" and the full vessel to the "Kuso curse". He is the Eren Jaeger to Abotics' career and the main reason why he is slowly dying. Abotics did help Kuso out around 0.4 "AKC" where he discovered the "Egirl buff". This led to the one possible cancellation of the infamous "Kuso curse".

Kuso and Abotics both met around 2 "BKC".

Random Player: "Who is this guy he's so good but never wins any games!"
Abotics: "That's my duo Kuso, He's the entirety of the being that is the Kuso curse."
Random Player: *Alt + f4's*

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