Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.
"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"
Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.
"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"
"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"
To be twice as certain as someone who is merely arrogant while possessing only one-tenth the requisite facts.
In a typical display of errorgance Nigel extolled the imaginary benefits of losing Single Market membership to the assembled Vote Leave rally.
A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.
"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"
"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."
A person who carries out a monumentally stupid action despite the stupidity of said action being explained to them over and over.
Did you hear that Dave lost an arm in the meat grinder?
I bloody told him multiple times it was dangerous, he's such a bloody 52%er.
as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1
"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"
"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"