hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

hypercrisy

Holding someone to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

The fire department says I have to cut this brush or they'll shut me down. Environmental protection agency says if I cut this brush they'll shut me down. So I'm moving, I can't deal with this hypercrisy.