Charity

“Charity” is a female which is most common found in its home or a pub. A Charity is a mostly independent creature whom prefers to help others around her than herself. Known for using a social camouflage of firery and verbally vulgar interactions, the Charity scares away potential threats from shit cunts whom would likely take advantage of her or be unable to make her cum. The Charitys facade though tough, once penetrated reveals a beautiful and pleasant filling of affection and sensitivity. If you are able to capture a Charity, use of Bourbon double black cans have been found most effective for sedating and also seducing for mating.

Other breeds of the Charity species often are found in daddy issue prone industries.

(Mate turns up rotten drunk after MIA for days)
Fuck mate, you pulled a Charity you loose cunt!

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Moo

Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.

Girl, Hi !
Moo, Hey
Girl, what’s your name?
Moo, my name is Moo, do you smoke?