Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.

Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree”
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”

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Devil Fingered

Something that a lot of wroetoshaw fans want to know the definition to

Person 1: “ what’s that?”
Person 2: “ a wroetoshaw fan wanting to know the definition to devil fingered

Happy Birthday Cake

The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’

Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “

Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”

Frank

A walking blob, looks like Humpty Dumpty with hair. Never leaves their home or their bed. On the rare occasion they manage to leave their bed then they move to their chair and don’t move

Person 1: “that kid is such a lazy fat cunt.”
Person 2: “just like Frank”

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Van Dijk

The Best Defender In The World Whose Real Name Is Kyle Davis

Person 1: “Your So Good In Defence”
Person 2: “ They Call Me Van Dijk

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3

Often short for threesome and sometimes used a code for threesome

Person 1: “what happened last night ?”
Person 2: “3 🤫”

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