eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

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tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

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cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

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slamhog

even worse than a slampig.

hun after sleeping with 10 of my friend u are upgranded from a slmpig to a slamhog.

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vagaboondo

a bum...a lazy ass

uzi is the biggest vagaboondo in the entite world

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yodo

Short for saying yo dog.

Yodo,I havnt seen you in a while.

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bof

Somewhere between both and the south.

We got bof 'm all horses tied up right there.

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