somewhere

A very mysterious location or something or someone.

He went somewhere. He won't tell us though.

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somewheres

What idiots who can't say "somewhere" say instead. People who say this tend to mispronounce other words, such as elsewheres, nowheres, anywheres ...etc.

1. Hey, I'm sitting there, go sit somewheres else!

2. If you can't afford to go to college at Richmond, you can apply somewheres else.

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#somewhere

The hashtag used when referring to a speakeasy in Anderson, South Carolina.

Text Messages between two best friends:

Friend 1: That picture you posted of you and that tall Guy was hot! Where did y’all end up going?

Friend 2: #somewhere!

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go somewhere with that

If someone is bugging you.. or you just dont want to here what they have to say.. you say "go somewhere with that"

Chris: Omg, did you hear about what happened last night?
Miles: What happened
Chris: Ashley and Kampell did it.
Miles: Go somewhere with that, i dont care.

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Go Somewhere

Shut the fuck up and get out of my face.

Guy: Hey dawg, i was at this one par—...

Other Guy: Go Somewhere!

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somewhere else

The place most people would like to be most of the time.
i.e.: Not here

Teacher: Can you demonstrate the long division at the blackboard, please?
Student (thinking): oh i wish i was somewhere else now... anywhere... not here!!!

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it's noon somewhere

a sarcastic response to, 'isn't it a little early to be drinking?'

'I know it's still morning here, but hey, it's noon somewhere!'

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