England vs America

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.

"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
England vs America ... England wins

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