Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

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Flicking your pussy

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say flicking your pussy as a way of telling people, usually females, that you are just kidding around.

Kyle: Wow, did you know that they are giving away free t-shirts over there?
Sue: No I didn't, I'm gonna go get one right now.
Kyle: Haha you actually believed me, come on i was just flicking your pussy.

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hagglebass

Being used as word to express emotion, usually as an adjective. Similar to B.S.. Can be used in virtually any situation in order to devalidate a statement.

"Sammy Hagar was by far a better singer than David Lee Roth!"
"Hagglebass...(horizontal head shake)"