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Cacaritis

'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.

Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.

1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca

These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.

Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA

Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.

by KyokosGlovez October 14, 2021


Azzhara

An Azzhara is a ray of sunlight on a sunny day. People with the name Azzhara NEVER fail to disappoint. The have an interesting taste in....love interests ranging from Shrek to Rider from Paw Patrol. However Caillou, the bald boy, will always have a place in Azzhara's heart. They're the bacchanalist/clown of a friend group that we didn't know we needed. Your life will never be the same with an Azzhara in your life. Their laugh is so contagious that it can literally make someone laugh at a funeral. If you know an Azzhara, show them some love <3

*At Sarah's Cat's Funeral*

Azzhara: **LAUGHS**
Rianna: **Struggles to suppress a laugh**
Nisa: YALL STOP LAUGHING

*silence*

Azzhara: AYE LOOK A STRAY CAT

Rianna: ............
Azzhara: ..........
Nisa: ..............

Rianna: PFFFFFT HAHADHADHAHAHHAA
Azzhara: *dies*

by KyokosGlovez June 8, 2021


Azzhara

Azzhara is a ray of sunlight on a stormy day. She never fails to disappoint. Azzhara is that one bacchanalist/clown of a friend group that you never knew you needed. She has an..........interesting taste in love interests ranging from Shrek to Rider from Paw Patrol AND EVEN CAILLOU. Your life will never be the same once you've befriended her. Azzhara's laugh is so contagious it can quite literally make someone laugh at a funeral. If you know an azzhara, show them some love.

<3

*At Sarah's Cat's funeral*

Azzhara: *LAUGHS*
Rianna: *Trying to suppress a laugh*
Nisa: PLEASE- YALL NEED TO STOP LAUGHING

*silence*

Azzhara: AYE LOOK A STRAY CAT

Rianna:....
Nisa: ......
Azzhara: .....

Azzhara: HAHSAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY-

Rianna: *DIES*

by KyokosGlovez June 8, 2021