Nut In The Butt

Nuttin' into a hoe of low caliber.

Guy1: Dude! I saw you leave with that skanky hoe last night! What happened?
Guy2: I took her to my place then we watched Shrek 3 and one thing led to another and I ending up giving her an ounce of the nut in the butt!
Guy3: Word?

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Balls Soup

When the temp is so high that your gooch produces so much sweat that pools around your balls, creating a balls broth if you will.

Nathan: Dude it's way hot up in this piece.
Nic; I've had enough of this noise let's bounce.
Jerome: Word, I've been sittin in balls soup for like an hour.
Nathan: nice.

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