Bra

The thing that all women dread. It leaves marks on your skin and hurts like hell

All bras should be burned
I hate bras

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Meme

The things that keep me alive

I cant wait to go home and look at memes!

Yes

No

Hot and cold yes and no

Halloween

The one thing that keeps me from killing myself

I cant wait for Halloween!

Sex

Be honest, you just looked up sex because you wanted to get horny from the definitions didn’t you?

Man 1: bro i just looked u sex on urban dictionary. Way better than porn
Man 2: bro no way

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