Fall-a-caust

An event in which it sleets or snows overnight in Texas and leaves a nice, slippery layer of ice over all streets and walkways.

Dude, I fell like 8 times while walking on the ice on the way to school today!

I know, it's a total Fall-a-caust out there!

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Acutane

The reason I haven't dated for the past 6 months but will be dating for the rest of my life.

I'm almost done taking Acutane, I can't wait until my face no longer looks like I fell off my bike and scraped it on the concrete!

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...What?

A way of acting like what you just said wasn't actually said by you, kind of similar to "jk". Always preceded by a stunning, weird, or just utterly offensive comment or question that is completely untrue (hopefully). Sometimes including a "wait," before it, as in "...wait, what?!"

I just floored it through a school zone full of deaf and blind children... Wait, what?

Me and your sister just had sex...What?

I'm gay...What?

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