Self-Potato

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

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Novemberance Day

The holiday Rememberance Day that small children have accidentally come to know as Novemberance Day, most likely due to the fact that it is in November.

Boy: "Hey mom are we gonna get poppies this Novemberance Day?"

Mom: "Hmm? Oh! Don't you mean Rememberance Day?"

Boy:(embarrassed) "Yeah, that one."

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Book Whore

Someone who reads multiple books without finishing them, and will occasionally go back to reading a book when it is convenient.

Person 1:"Jamie just started reading 'The Lovely Bones' again."

Person 2:"I lent that to her two months ago that Book Whore!"
...

Dude 1:"I finally started reading 'The Road' is it good?"

Dude 2:"You've just started reading it?"

Dude 1:" Yep, just call me your local Book Whore."

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Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

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