Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

Bonerkebab

Verb.
Boner-key-bob

The act of placing rings of food (e.g. onion rings, chicken rings, any ring shaped food, or food fashioned into a ring) on a man's erect penis, and then eating said food off of the erect penis.

"Sally bonerkebabed me last night and it was amazing. She really was a hungry girl."