Church Niggah

A person who claims to be or is on the righteous path of life. No longer cool enough to hang with old friends. Makes bullshit excuses when asked to hang out but really cant go out cuz they're bound by a significant other.

Person 1: yo you hung out with john recently?
Person 2: nah man he turned into a straight church niggah.

Horkin

Eating in a gluttonous manner, stuffing your face, devouring, inhaling food rather than civilized eating.

I went to New York city last week and spent a whole week horkin down glizzies.
I went to the Chinese buffet with Tyler last week... we horked down 5 trays of general Tso.