a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

Gaycicle

1. A bicycle for gay people, aka, a unicycle.
2. An oiled up leather daddy you climb your twink bitch little ass up on and ride like your'e racing to win free Gaga tickets

Ex. "Dude, I rode my gaycicle so hard, I can barely walk anymore"