Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.

I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT

pseudocide

Faking a death, either yours, someone else’s. It can be a faked suicide or a murder. As long as it’s fake, it’s pseudocide. Also don’t do this, it’s fucked up man, and don’t be like David that one dude who faked his death then pulled up to his own funeral in a fucking HELICOPTER.

Aye bro Jeremy committed pseudocide
OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
RONALD NOOO