Baseball

A sport that id for fat losers that dont have enough energy to run around a lacrosse field. And is basically just an excuse to sit around and chew while wearing gay ass sun glasses. It is also the most BORING sport to watch on the face of the planet. Not to mention they are the second biggest pussies in the world second to soccer players, you got hit with a baseball big deal, try getting hit with a rubber ball filled with cement at 100mph.

" Hey look at those baseball fags"!
Baseball player1 "Hey wanna go do some chew"
Baseball player2 "Sure, can I wear my gay 5$ gas station glasses"?
Baseball player1 " sure and maybe we can have butt sex after, and talk about how much we hate lacrosse".

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