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Someone who loves pita so much they would get with a girl just to be nearer to a shop.
Wow Layla lives near a tesco express, I'm a pitahead xD
When your significant other in anyway shape or form. Wants to ram you up arse with a TV remote.
Oh wow, nice ass can I pumb you?
Baby oh baby I love for you to call me baby, when you .... ð¶
Is that my baby gyall, laylaaa she eaten tooo much oodles mate. Bit of a whale now bro