Barrel Roller

Do you remember in Crocodile Dundee, when Paul Hogan explained what a death roll is… where a crocodile takes its prey underwater and barrel rolls it over and over again until it drowns. That is what it is like to have sex with a barrel roller. Do they want you on top? Do they want you on bottom? There is no way for you to ever know because the rolling never stops. It is the worst sex you've ever had.

OMG you guys, look at that guy. I bet he is a TOTAL barrel roller.

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