Benedict Announcer

A local sports announcer who is not biased towards the home team. In an effort to seem unbiased he praises the opposing team, often overcompensating.

McNab won't stop talking about how good the Oilers penalty kill has been tonight, even though they're losing. I want to hear about 'our guys'. He's such a Benedict Announcer.

Magic AIDS

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.

Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.

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