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Baby Daddy

The father of your child.. an arrogant cocky prick who thinks he has you where he wants you. Aka the Puppet Master!

Usually gets in touch when he's pissed expecting you to be at his beck and call to pick him up from 'the sesh' then will want to shag you and not speak to you for god knows how long.
He probably has a few tattoos and a shit haircut.. but thinks he is God's gift to women but treats them like shit.

'I recognise him.. do you?'

'Yeah it's my friends baby daddy, he's a tosser!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

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Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018


Co-Parenting

Sharing the duties of bringing up your child(ren) even though you both hate each other.

The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.

All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...

'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

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Baby Mama

A vulnerable woman who doesn't realise that her Baby Daddy is a dick head.

She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).

She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.

'Hey mate are you still keeping in touch with your baby mama?'

'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

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