Ding a ling

A bestie who won’t tell you who their crush is.

Bestie#1: I like someone, heeh!
Bestie#2: OMG WHO JDNDJSJS?
Bestie#1: I’m not telling you, HAH!
Bestie#2: Ugh, why are you being a ding a ling!?
ding dong poophead