bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

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throat yogurt

When your load gets caught in a dying chick's throat and it cultures itself into reproductive vanilla yoplait. Often extracted through munging (see munging definition in Urban Dictionary).

Man, it was a bummer when Cemanda OD'd while she was sucking Rich's cock, but in the end it did make some tasty THROAT YOGURT.

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