wtafc

What The Actual Fuck Cunt

For use in extremely incomprehensible situations where ‘What The Fuck’ is not satisfactory.

Luke: “Dude, that chick has a fucked head”
Lachlan: “That’s Jordan’s girlfriend”
Luke: “wtafc”

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Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”