Duru

A) The name for someone who is of a difficult nature.

B) An example of how a situation could always be worse.

C) The winning move in an arguement

D) To define a severe feeling of dread

E) A concept of time and travel.

F) Someone who uses your work and takes credit for it and won't help you in return.

G) Someone with little or no tact, lacking in subtlety, likes to point out the obvious.

A) Bob: I took these jeans back to the shop, the woman wouldn't give me a refund.
Jeff: what a complete duru.

B) Bob: I've just been dumped, my cars broken down, I'm going to lose my home now that I've lost my job and my cat has aids.

Jeff: It could be worse, you could be duru.

Bob: thanks man.

C) Bob: You are quite clearly wrong, you have no right to say such things about me.
Jeff: I play the duru card.
Bob: damn.

D) Bob: what's wrong Jeff?

Jeff: I've got an interview, complete Duru situation.

E) Bob: She's late again.
Jeff: Nah, she's just running on Duru time.

F) Bob: Can I be a Duru and copy your work, I'm going to get pwn3d.

G) Bob: Jeff, I don't like how you are doing that, do it the way we always do it or else.
Jeff: God, you're such a Duru today.

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Forbing

The act of only being able to communicate using a power point presentation.

Phil: Hey Brad, this is Kenny.
Brad: Hey Kenny! how you doing?

silence....

Brad (to Phil): Dude, why's he not talking?
Phil: Oh don't worry, should have said, he's Forbing, he can only talk if he's reading it off power point.

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