Twiggle-Squish

When one is not able to say "I love you" due to circumstances or is mad at their signifigant other, the word Twiggle-squish is the appropriate interjection.

"Shut up! Twiggle-squish."

When around strangers...: "Twiggle-squish."
Around parents or children: "Twiggle-Squish"

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jelly bracelets

this is so stupid like people really follow what the bracelets mean. even if one is snapped people don't go through with it!!

I am in 9th grade and at my skewl thi is what they mean...

black~all the way
blue~blow job
Green~outdoor sex
clear~whatever the snapper wants
orange~kiss
Yellow~hug
red~lap dance
purple~anal sex
silver~fingering
white~recite (meaning you have to no matter what)
pink~flashing
gold glitter~make out
glittery green~69
glittery purple~anal

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devil

person, place, or thing that sucks; not good; stupid

A name to call a stupid person

"You devil, you ate all my candy"

"That place is the devil"

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Persia

The BEST country in the WORLD with the most attractive people which unfortunately got screwed by a couple of turban-wearing cockroaches with lice crawling beards.

Persia is also known as Iran but call it Persia anyway.

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schluuurp

The ultimate show of affection

Hey! *schluuuurp*

sneezeweed

Anna or someone who is acting like a pansy.

Anna stop acting like such a goddam sneezeweed!!!

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Milk and Cookies

the best medicine to be found in the kitchen

nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear

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