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Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!
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When urination is so strong and intense it causes one to fart
I was embarrassed when i let out a pee fart in the bathroom cause it happened when my girlfriend was walking by the door
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When one person asks another person out on a date. In heterosexual situations, it is usually the man who asks the girl out. When the man and woman have been on enough dates or have gotten to know eachother well enough, the guy will usually ask the girl to be his steady girlfriend. date
So I heard mike is going to ask out tracy.
When I asked that girl out she was totally into it.
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Trebek: Popeye is this sort of man
connery buzzes in
Sean Connery. And remember these are words that begin with the letter s, not swords.
Connery:...Sabre!
Trebek: No
Connery: It began with a bloody S!
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One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
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According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument
It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument
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the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people
Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
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