Momase

Acronym, stands for "Male On Male Anal Sex Enjoyer". A Psudonym for homosexual males. Originated in IRC due to a discussion on how words have changed meanings and the word "gay" no longer means "happy". Also an attempt to reclaim the original meaning of "gay" by replacing it with a new, albeit offensive, slang word.

Pronounciation: "Moh-Mayce"

"You're such a momase, Steve."
"I think Jimmy's a momase."

mixtape

The art of hitting someone in the face with a blunt portable audio device.

"Dude, that guy just got hit in the face with a walkman!"

"Wow, he got mixtaped?"

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cop and a half

adjective:

very unpleasant: much like the movie of the same name starring Burt Reynolds.

"Don't bother going to see that movie, it's a cop and a half."

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Phagot

Alternate spelling for the word Faggot. Actual definition of the word is "a bundle of sticks". As "faggot" has has now been co-opted as an offensive slur for a homosexual male, users on IRC decided on an alternate spelling for use with the original definition to separate it from the offensive slur.

"I got a phagot tied up in the barn we can use in the fireplace tonight"

"Go get a phagot together, we need something to keep to bonfire going tonight"

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russell cr-owned

Getting hit in the head with a telephone.

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"

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rickyism

Developing your own inane words and phrases mid-sentence ala Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

Examples:

"I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
"I'm looking for a book on horviculture."
"it doesnt take rocket appliances to know that....."
"it's like getting two birds stoned at once"
"what are you doin' julian? the chicken fingers aren't even cooked, do you want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick"
"just remember lahey, what comes around is all around"
"I am not the kind of person to say atoadaso, but you know what atoadaso, i fucking atoadaso!"
"You got a search warranty?!"
"worst case ontario"
"decknals"
"He passed with flying carpets"
"Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
"i got a question what the fuck is this shit? how to get stains out of kahaykee pants?"
"why don't you fuck off, go get some hyposuction?"

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ricky-ism

Creating your own inane words and phrases mid-sentence ala Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

Examples:

"I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
"I'm looking for a book on horviculture."
"it doesnt take rocket appliances to know that....."
"it's like getting two birds stoned at once"
"what are you doin' julian? the chicken fingers aren't even cooked, do you want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick"
"just remember lahey, what comes around is all around"
"I am not the kind of person to say atoadaso, but you know what atoadaso, i fucking atoadaso!"
"You got a search warranty?!"
"worst case ontario"
"decknals"
"He passed with flying carpets"
"Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
"i got a question what the fuck is this shit? how to get stains out of kahaykee pants?"
"why don't you fuck off, go get some hyposuction?"

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