Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

D-tox

Taking a break from dick; detoxing from the D

"I have been having so much sex with so many people, all the dicks are really clouding my judgement. I need to go on a d-tox."

"I just had my heart broken and can't even think about jumping back into the dating pool right now. I have got to go on a d-tox and spend some time on me."

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Feed Candy

Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.

This sunset picture... feed candy.

Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.