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Soviet Onion

The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.

In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hirohito

Japanese Harry Potter. Friend of Hitler and Mussolini, lots of anime were released in his time, and he is better than Akihito and Naruhito.

Friend: Who the fuck is that?
Me: Hirohito, greatest leader in the Axis powers, must be ur waifu.

by LMgamer36 October 9, 2020

53πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Peter Pan

Someone who does not grow up, but can fly.

Peter Pan cannot grow up, but can fly, maybe he is a Toys R Us kid!

by LMgamer36 August 27, 2020

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Marapets

That thing that always gets advertised on the Urban Dictionary, which ruins the browsing experience.

Marapets ad: Play marapets no!
Me: NO!

by LMgamer36 October 9, 2020


Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 18, 2022


Hakdog

A word used by Filipino children, especially those who are schoolchildren. It is said when a person says "ha?"

Person 1: Ha?
Person 2: Hakdog!

by LMgamer36 August 10, 2020

32πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Turban Dictionary

The Indian Urban Dictionary, because Indians wear turbans.

Turban Dictionary, the Indian Urban Dictionary that no Pakistanis can edit.

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020