bat wank

position in which the female hangs from the posts of a four-poster bed, reconstructing the mating rituals of the bat. males then form an orderly que under her, and she proceeds to blow and wank off each male in turn, moving along the line as she goes. this is representative of the motion in a commercial warehouse. a quick way to please a large number of men.

girl: ''i bat wanked 23 guys in 45 minutes last night, that must be a world record. on the downside, my hands are raw, my mouth is dry and my legs have seized up in the hanging position''

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tory hole

another name for the anus/bum/shitter/asshole/crack/farthole.

the rectum is where the faeces is stored before it bids you a fond farewell through the TORY HOLE.

guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''

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