Cat

The best animal ever,basically.

Simon:Dude,do you like cats?
David:No,i dont.
(Dont be like David,be like Simon.He likes cats.)

Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

Leafy

Big chinned ass. This is a person that likes to lie and be a huge cunt very often.

Leafy fan: I love Leafy!

An intellectual: Are you fucking gay?