The Game

The game is very simple, yet so complicated. Here are the rules-

1. You must NEVER, EVER think of the game.

2. When you think of the game, you must say out loud something along the lines of "I Lost The Game" (If you want others to lose, SAY IT LOUDLY)

3. After you have lost the game, you must wait 1 hour before mentioning it again(The time varies amongst different people)

4. You can NEVER quit the game.

There are 2 ways to win.

1. You must forget about it completely. You mustn't remember, EVER... meaning that you don't even know you won.

2. You die.

Guy #1- I LOST THE GAME.

Guy #2- I lost.

Me- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I LOST THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME.