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Mesa Arizona

A city that is about 15 miles east of Phoenix. It's population is over 430,000 people making it the 3rd largest city in Arizona, and 38th largest city in America. It was founded as a Mormon colony in the 1870's, and since then even though the Mormon percentage of the population has decreased, they still rule the city. In the 1920's the Mormons built a temple in downtown. Now about 1/4 of Mesa is ghetto. About 1/5 of the people in Mesa are Mormons. Mesa is home to two high schools that hate each other's guts: Westwood, and Mountain View. Mesa is a city that seems like it NEVER ENDS! Its boundaries extend well into the deadly deserts of Arizona even though the city borders other suburbs at almost every side; the city just hasnt built in these desert areas. Yes while only 1/5 of Mesa is Mormon, they still run the entire city. Their little temple will still probably be around even if the permit for it doesnt exist or it expires BECAUSE MORMONS RUN THE ENTIRE CITY!!! In West Mesa you find one of two parts of Mesa's ghetto. But West Mesa is more ghetto than South Mesa. There are other small ghetto neighborhoods around Mesa, but the center of Mesa's ghetto is in the southwestern part of Downtown. Much of Mesa is in the Arizona Legislative District 18. Yes Mesa does have a bunch of check cash places. Yes there are PLENTY of convenience shops like Circle K around Mesa. Mesa is like the ultimate Suburbia that people think of in this modern world.

UD requires an example about Mesa Arizona so I guess this will be the example.

Person 1: "HEY LETS GO TO MESA ARIZONA!!!"

Person 3: "OK LETS GO!!!"

Person 2: "I wanna go too! D:

by LOLTurtles November 14, 2011

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iPhone Immunity

Only given to people who have iPhones. Basically iPhones are so cool that people who have them are also really cool, and people dont mess with people who are cool and have iPhones, so people who have iPhones have iPhone Immunity. It protects you from almost everything except for natural death. Ghetto fools wont mess with you because they wish they were you. Friday the 13th wont mess with you because you are too cool to get unlucky on Friday the 13th. So if you want to have iPhone Immunity, get an iPhone. It works for iPhone, iPhone 3G, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, and iPhone 4S.

Urban Dictionary wants an example for the dfinition of iPhone Immunity!

by LOLTurtles January 14, 2012

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Burrelldrome

An occurrence that usually takes place on a digital clock when the numbers for the time look the same upside down and mean the same time.

Examples of Burrelldromes:

2:22
1:01
2:52
6:19

by LOLTurtles November 4, 2011


Trolldown

A competition between at least two persons in which the object of the competition is to see who can troll their competition more. The side that has trolled the most wins the Trolldown. To win you need to troll. A Trolldown can be very annoying for many, and they usually happen only on the Internet, but they can happen in the Real World too. A Trolldown can be friendly or violent, but they are usually friendly.

Troll 1: HEY! I R A BETTA TROLL DAN j00!
Troll 2: NUUUUU U R NUB I R TEH PWNZ0R!!!
Troll 1: NUP I R HAZ TEH POWAH OF CHUCK NORRIS ON MY SIDE!!!
Troll 2: U WISH NUB!
Troll 1: j00 WANA GU NUB?
Troll 2: SURE! I R CHALLENGEZ j00 2 A TROLLDOWN!!!

by LOLTurtles October 29, 2011

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