Bender

An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.

"I'M ON A BENDER I NEED A BEER!"

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