The home of truly every thot wanna be thug and redneck in the 225. If youâre not smoking weed by 8th grade year you arenât from here.
You have to pop a Xanax or smoke weed before school or you arenât cool. And if youâre parents ainât rich you ainât shit.
85% of the female population has sent nudes to everyone and their cousins. Itâs not like a real school due to everyone roaming around aimlessly accomplishing nothing but somehow getting a diploma! If you donât weld then fuck you and the cousin you rode in on! Because welding is the shit!
You have to play your music as loud as possible and rev your clapped out piece of shit truck in the parking lot to get attention from the cousin who wouldnât fuck you last week and make her jealous that the cousin from the other side is checking you out.
If coach donât like you youâre fucked, cause he gonna get you from that untucked illegal pull over while mentioning the three blonde hairs coming out of your chin.
Our girls arenât comparable to Brittany Spears on crack. Go a town over to Walker and they got super model looking bitches while we stuck with this shit!
Dipping in school is a must. Pack you a fatty in the bathroom then spit it in your Dr.Pepper bottle or swallow it! Also #RIPDevon. A fallen dipping brother.
And always remember. donât rob a courthouse and people wonât have to rev for you!
Doyle kid 1: Hey man, letâs go to the library and study up for that test!
Doyle kid 2: FUCK NO! This is Doyle highschool we donât have to do any real learning itâs a fake school dumbass!
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