Crappy Bitch

A woman who breaks woman law. Behaves in pure narcissistic ways to gain a man's attention with the hope of a meaningless relationship.

EXAMPLE 1:
Lindsey: I can't believe she slept with him after you called dibbs.

Jennifer: Yeah, what a crappy bitch!

EXAMPLE 2:
Lindsey: And, so now she is dating him, just so he won't date you.

Jennifer: Yep, she's also a crappy bitch.

EXAMPLE 3:
Jennifer: So let me get this straight. Your husband's ex-girlfriend's best friend is now sleeping with your brother without the ex-girlfriend's approval.

Lindsey: Did I not warn you that she's a crappy bitch.

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Pyanghs Pyanghs

A gripe or complaint usually uttered by an adult when he or she has not gotten his or her way. The state of self-inflicted dissatisfaction with one's own life, commonly communicated to anyone with a willing ear.

Origin: The sound a southern infant cries when he or she is dissatisfied.

Chuck: Rihanna hasn't spoken to me since I accepted the marketing job in the Cayman Islands.

Judy: No worries, Rihanna has the Pyanghs Pyanghs because she's stuck living in her hometown.

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