Stealth Fatty

A person who looks fit and attractive with their clothes on, but does not look as good as originally anticipated with their clothes off.

Jason is kind of a stealth fatty; he looks good with his clothes on but once he got naked I wished that he would just put them back on right away.

Arabian Death Mask

The sexual act of stretching one's testicles over the eyes of another (known as the arabian goggles), but also placing the anus over the receiver's mouth at the same time.

I was going to give her the Arabian Goggles, but I decided to go full out with the Arabian Death Mask.

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