Cockscreen

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.

Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.

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pardonfuck

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun

"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"

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