Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)

Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.

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Donald Ducking

Having a sexual fetish for cartoon characters.

Mary, dressed as Jaffar, provided oral sex to Jim, who wore a Aladdin costume. Later on, he asked her to rub his magic lamp, but she refused as they had long finished Donald Ducking.

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