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The largest football club from the capital of the north, th city of Leeds. Quite possibly the greatest team in the world. Definitely with the best fans in the world. Leeds United play at Elland Road (NOT "Bellend Road"), obviously the best stadium in the north.
Their chants are Marching On Together and Glory Glory Leeds United.
Often suffer from injustice from the Football League and Football Association.
Guy 1: Oh my God, Manchester United lost again!
Guy 2: Ah, man, you should support Leeds United, we were undefeated for 12 games in a row!
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The largest football club from the capital of the north, th city of Leeds. Quite possibly the greatest team in the world. Definitely with the best fans in the world. Leeds United play at Elland Road (NOT "Bellend Road"), obviously the best stadium in the north.
Their chants are Marching On Together and Glory Glory Leeds United.
Often suffer from injustice from the Football League and Football Association.
Guy 1: Oh my God, Manchester United lost again!
Guy 2: Ah, man, you should support Leeds United, we were undefeated for 12 games in a row!
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To have your life taken over by the band, The Hives.
Ha, Sam and Hannah have been hivesenated!
A really awful team with dodgy supporters like tossers who decide to turn on their best friends for no reason one day.
In the shithole that is Lancashire.
Annoying Wankerboy: UHHHHHHH I support Blackburn Rovers cos I'm a RETARD!
Brilliantly Marvellous Girl: Yeah, well, you could have supported Leeds United, like I do cos I rock.
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A shithole in the north, the one which sucks a lot and is really awful, especially compared to Yorkshire.
Officials are planning on changing the name from Lancashire to Lancashite.
Guy 1: UHHH I iz from Lancashire init!
Guy 2: Well get your sorry unworthy ass away from the beautiful Yorkshire turf which is too good for you
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Insult. A guy who will call someone his best friend, then without any notice turn around and ditch them. And then say that said best friend was obsessed with him, when, in fact, it was him obsessing over the best friend.
Often referred to as "Bitch" or, more commonly in recent days "Brown Mouth".
Oh my god. You're turning into a Curtis.
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The belief that an older brother is the only one who can rip or make fun of his younger sister.
Guy 1 "Yo, dude, you know I'm the only one allowed to take the piss out of my sister!"
Guy 2 "You and your sister complex.."
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