F.B.G.

An acronym for “Fuck Big Government”.

Taxation is theft. FBG!

#F.B.G.

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leeching

When annoying couples suck face in the hallways during passing period, appearing to cling to each other's lips while walking away as if trying to remove a leech.

Stop leeching in the hallways and get to class!

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soda & popcorn movie

A movie in which the soda & popcorn are better than the actual film.

Mary Poppins Returns was a real soda & popcorn movie; the best part of it was the soda and popcorn!

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

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