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"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."
317π 188π
a person who fakes like a stoner but takes one hit (of a joint) and then says how high they are and won't smoke any more
"oh jon's just a one hitter quitter- don't smoke with him"
39π 60π
too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.
"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."
6π 10π
quality family time, always said sarcastically, since there is obviously no such thing
"my moms new kick is QFT- i'm booked every weekend through march doing craft shows and shit like that."
47π 251π
to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed
"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"
197π 46π
"i just got tickets to see Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert this weekend! Chya!"
15π 11π