God Rod

By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.

Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.

Techsmith'd

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.

That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.